Interview (Part 2)

Sng went to visits Abel again after so many mths. Sng was trying get something publish so he wun lose his job...

Sng:"Abel! how are u? It's been so long!"
(silence...)
Sng, iritated, poked Abel n shout:"Hello! Calling u lei!"
Abel:"Oh.. u calling me? How dare u "toot" me lidat? n whose abel? Dun u know i'm Gaybuster-man? See? I'm sponsored by ABBIBAS!"This tight skin fitting suit is Designed n tailored especially for me by Edna Mode.
Sng: -_-'''

Abel kept flexing his skinny, muscle-less musles to Sng... Faking a "garang" look.
Sng(not impressed n trying to entertain):"okie... oh... wow... hi gay man.." (got a stare frm Abel) "er.. i mean gaybutterman..."
Abel:"U wan me to box u isit? I'm Gay-Buster-man!"
Sng:"Sorry... Gay-buster-man. So... wat's ur job then?"
Abel:"Ohoh... I'm here to "dai ti tai yang lai cheng fa" all the gay man!"
Sng: (*pengzz*)

Sng:"Wow.. impressive. so u kill all the gays?"
Abel:"Oh yes... All the gays in my camp die!! I will torture them! MUahaha.. i need to save Ziqin frm all the rapings u know?"
Sng:"But how?
Abel:"I'll Give them a good breaking of arms n craking of neck by applying the skills i learn frm ICCT (Intermediate Close Combat Training)"
Sng:"But u no strength..." *bish* OUCH!!

Sng:"Fine... But... arent u ziqin? the guy who always got ra........." *bish bish* "OUCH... my teeth!"

Sng:"Okay... but i heard u're oso gay ma..." *bish bish bish* "U should oso kill urself!"
*Bish Box Whamp Pham Slap*

(Interview not able to carry on due to constant beatings frm Abel cum GayBUsterMan)

Abel:"You Watch Out.. I'll be BAck!"