Siao liao siao liao (part 2)

Guess wat happen yesterday? Encik "ki siao" again~! Whahahas...

Shannon was doing COS(company orderly sgt) duty yesterday afternoon when Encik got so bored...

Encik:"Sian ar... boring... aye.... Shannon, get me something to read so tt i wun get bored. U dun like me to be bored.. Cos i play with ppl when i'm tt."
Shannon(reading a book called "denial of the soul" tt moment):"Nah... Encik, this book is nice..." (pass the book to Encik)
Encik(took the book, look at the cover...):"Wah... dun wan la... I dun hv a soul so nvm.. get me something else." [tis i agree.. no soul de]
Shannon(desperate... looks for magazines in the drawers... then finally chanced a thick Yellow Pages book. Lame as he is always):"Eh.. Encik.. i think tis shld help u kill some time..." [(-_-)''']
Encik:"whoa.... yah... trying to be funny... gimme 20... 30... 40..."
Shannon took his time to get down in his push up position slowly so Encik increases the punishment. So he did 40.
Encik(looks over n saw the "safari bed" at the corner.. (one which the COS will sleep on during their duty at night):"Nvm.... all the COS must know how to assemble this."
[he's getting bored so he's playing shannon]
Encik(fingers now on this watch, already in stop-watch mode):"COS assemble safari bed!!!"
(Shannon stunned.... but quickly grabs the bed n got into action.)
*ping piang ping piang* (in-action)
Shannon(After a gruelling 4.25min... drops of sweat roll down shannon face):"Done!"
Encik:"Very slow... Nvm... COS strip safari bed"
*ping pang piang pang*(in-action)
Encik:"2.08mins... now u set a benchmark for the rest of the COS...."
(went over back to his table n records all the assembling n stripping timing by shannon on his white board)

Siao liao siao liao... Now the rest of the COS hv to compete with each other to get the best timing... so wat? the winner gets? More xtras? Whoa... *seh* siao liao siao liao... tks to shannon for his stunt... Wat yellow pages... *faint* Go get him FHM or New Man frm our dear tua neh neh (yixiang lar...)