COS Duty List??

Was actually doing COS duty on fri. Ya.. As usual, always when i was the COS then alot of phone calls will come in... Then alot of things will happen. IT LIKE SUPER BUSY~! (tt's the reason y i like to do weekend duties got 2 pts for doing it somemore it's like so slack. The oni bad thing is hv to stay back all alone in camp la...)
GUess wat i found out in the COS file... (actually an outdated list of things to do for COS)
Everyday routine:
0745- Handling of COS duty. Report to CSM, sign COS handling taking over form, check and update all daily charts
0800- Take over COS duty
0815- Feed fishes, Collect 2 sets of ST(Straits Times)
.... Rest is as normal... like, ensure report sick parade lah.. collect TNP at 12noon blah blah... BUT can u believe it? Feed Fishes?? R we like fishmonger or anything?
Additional COS Tasking:
Mon: 0930- Bring old newspaper to guard room ("garang guni man??)
TUe: 0930- Change water for fish tank (Almost fainted)
Wed: 0930- Wash ALL office basins
Thurs: 0930- Check all forms are sufficient
Sat: 0930- Clean n tidy up intelligence specialist room
Sun: 0930- Clean Refrigerator (*faint*) (but then nvr see any fridge anywhere lei.. Dun tell me is the COOKHOUSE's Big Fridge la.. Sure Faint lor~~)
(does it sound like maid to u? "yes master~!, yes mum~! okie okie.. mariah go clean...)
Tk God these are no longer practising... MAn... how did those previous COSes (1 batch b4 us)survived their duties man?? Xiong la~! COS is more like "Sai Gang Warriors" la... Cheap forced labour~! Wahaahs... But then now a Big Big note over Encik's tank of guppies wrote:"DO NOT FEED THE FISHES" Wahaha... i think all the previous COSes all take revenge on his fishes la... Feed too much then surely all die...(well i'm juz guessing~!) Poor Fishes.. Then now dun wan us to feed his fishes anymore.
Then once everybody booked out... WHoa... HAvoc manz... Was conquering ancient japan with JS till 3 in the morning~! =X shhhh... [PS2 Samurai Warriors la... but i prefer conquering China though(Dynasty Warrior 4)] Arghh... "panda eyes" but shiok...

Booked out late but then spent the whole day out with JC frens... Cool... Everyone was like asking me if i got GF la.. Eh... DUN HV! DUN HV!... SO LANG GAH... NOBODY WANTS~! LOLX... Ask me when am i going to look for 1? i say,"30 yrs old la..." *Surrounding ppl falls down their chair with legs sticking up* Wahahas... BUt SPent ALOT of $$ la... *faint* NExt week eat bread liao... *cry*