Dark skinned counterparts..

NOt to be racist here but some really dark skinned counterparts frm really dark country are amusingly funny! They're not only hard to please, full of demands, they are.. sometimes stupid. =x

Eg 1.
An indian woman came to the Concierge counter:
Her: "May i know where's Mustafa centre?"
Concierge took up the map.. points points circle circle on the map to mark location
Her: "ok.. May i know what time it's closed?"
Bell Captian: "Mdm, it's 24hrs."
Her: "ok... Then wat time it opens?"

Speechless..
Bell Captain:"Erhh.. Mdm, never close, how to open??"

Eg 2. (my experience)
An Indian man came to my counter.
Man: "check in pls.."
Requested for his passport and begin to register him.
Man: "Can i have high floor and pool view?"
Me: "Sir.. Too high floor also cannot see the pool rite?"
Searches for a suitable room of his category
Me: "Sir, the higheset floor available for your category is 16th floor."
Man: "16th? no.. gimme 22nd.. 22nd and above.. i happy."

Stunned.. can anyhow request lidat one meh?
Managed to convince him that the highest floor is 16 for his category and say if he insist 22nd floor he needs to pay for the upgrade.
Man: "S$xx xtra? no.. gimme free.. free upgrade"

Speechless.. can anyhow demand upgrade one meh??
Managed to tell him it's not possible for that to happen.
Finally after 20mins or so.. (trying to meet his demannds wat~~)
Me: "Sir.. this is your room no, it's at the 16th floor.. blah blah.. check out time will be 12pm..."
Man: "12pm? But i got a late flight.. Give me late checkout.. 3pm."

Faint.. can anyhow dictate wat time to check out one meh?
Me: "Sir.. for a late check out time till 3pm, that will be S$xx xtra charge."
Man: "Pls.. gimme free.. i got a late flight"
(Who cares abt ur late flight la.. next time book an earlier flight can??)
Me: "ok sir.. the latest i can give u is till 1pm is tt alright?"
Man: "1pm? NOooooo.. it's too early.. gimme 2.30pm.. 2.30pm i happy.. ok?"
Me: "I'm sorry sir.. Usual check out time is 12pm and i'm extending 1more hr for you."
Man: "Yes i know.. I got a late flight u see.. ok.. gimme 2pm check out. 2pm?"
Me: "I'm sorry sir.. 1pm is the latest."
Man: "okok.. 1.30pm"

Faint even more.. even for 1/2hr also wana bargin! Hello! This is hotel ok! not fish market! and no need to say so many times u had late flight cos i dun care~~~!
Me: "Sorry sir.. 1pm."
Man: "But i have a late flight"

Dead...
Finally managed to persuade him to call us again a day before his departure date to see if we are able to extend for him.

Eg. 3
Man approached Concirge counter.
Man: "May i know where's "YUM CAR" Hotel?"
Concierge tries to search but to no avail.
Man: "WHAT? You are concierge.. how can u not know where is "YUM CAR" Hotel? There is a "YUM CAR" Hotel in S'pore!"
Concierge: "Sir.. there really isnt a hotel by the name of "YUM CAR". Could you actually spell the name for me so i can further check for you?"
Man: "OK.. i give you spelling. "Y" "M" *pauses* "C" "A" !! "YUM CAR"."

ROFL.. (for those who cant get the joke, pls read it again.)

Eg 4
Man called from his room to the desk to complain minibar (fridge) is not working.
Reception sent housekeeping maid to check
Maid claimed the minibar is working

Man called a few moments later
Man: "The minibar is still not working! i want a room change!"
Reception: "Sir, we've sent somebody to check the minibar and it was ok."
Man: "NOooooo! It's not working. Y u send someone who duno, to check?"

Duty Manager took over and decided to investiate for herself.
Duty Manager: "Sir, Give me a moment. I'll go up and check for you."

Duty Manager reached his room.
Man: "Come! i show u.. the minibar not working..!"
He went over to the Lsafe in the closet. Opens the Lsafe.
Man: "See!! not cold..!"

FAINT!! LOL.. (those who cant get it.. u're slow!)