Typhoon Alert!

Prediction: Typhoon detected abt 720km away frm sea. Sea warning given
Travelling at speed: 21km/h
Expected to reach shore at the north-south eastern side of taiwan.
Heavy rains expected tml expected at ard noon as it reaches shore and land warning to be given as well.

WooHoo~~ New experience.... Already now feeling the strong winds..
Everyone starts to tok craps abt it. Like running in the eye so that we can experience the "calmness" admist the huge cyclone. (hello? try running at the speed of 21km/h to avoid getting sucked up.)
*actually it was me with the crazy idea* (-_-)''' wahahaas...
Hmm... to protect us, if there ever is a island-wide land warning, we'll be made to sit n rot in our own bunk eating wat i hated most---> COMBAT RATIONS!! *faint* hope it wun happen. I juz wana experience the wind.. How abt me hanging horizontally on a lamp-post while being blown? Hohooho.. Fun!

Safety Officer,"Pls close all the windows tight when the typhoon comes, cos water wil seep thru very small gaps then after everything ur bunk becomes swimming pool.
Then pls oso keep all ur underwear... Dun hang here hang there later anyhow fly oso... then ur fren sleeping next to the window kena oso not nice..
STAY in the building.. Thankfully toilet juz below.. but if die die muz go frm building to building... WEAR HELMET. Dun wan flying objects to "lang gah" u.
U come here nice nice hv fun not good to send u back home in a PLASTIC BAG hor.. so pls take care of urself. Unless we oso say go toilet need to wear helmet then u wear oso..."

Amusing Safety brief sia~~ Wahahas

When is EARTHQUAKE coming?? Wooohohoho.....