Juz Me~!

I'm A SUPER LOH SOH GUY~! I think i'm a Sanguine(high "I" person in the D.I.S.C personality test), hv extremes in mood(mood swings? i duno)... Nvm... BUt i chose to remain happy... ANyway, Life still goes on. So, might as well live it happy. N btw.. I'm XIAO MI FENG!! (my call-sign in BRC)

Thursday, July 28, 2005

15-28th July (Ex.Rolling Thunder)

Pictures speak a thousand words... I'll upload some soon. I took ALot of Pics!! Wahaha.. I oni choose some pics to upload. If not my blog will crash due to too many pics uploaded. (crap)

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Beware! Elephant on tight ropes! (went to Safari park for Educational Tour) The Tour last only 1 day before we head str8 back to Singapore.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

End of frame dinner... Looking happy. cos we're finally going back to Spore! We were so bored there we din know wat to do. Except to play Dota in the day then... for the rest of the day, Nothing! argh... cos once we hand over the PCs, they'll be immediately snapped up. SO many ppl queuing to play! Imagine... how deprived are we...
End of frame dinner... This guy looks like Sly.. And those dancers... Rest assured.. All real ladies.. (eh.. or maybe they were so successful i can differciate) Anyway, THEY CANT DANCE! It's not even syncronised at all. They were not rehearsed. SIngers cant really Sing. NO wonder after the 5th dish, all the liaisons start leaving. Well, it's free for them. BUt we paid! SO we muz make every cents worth! Stayed and kept on Swallowing the food. Without even give a damn about the dancers on stage.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Poor Dog... kena drew eyebrow! Saw this poor dog lying on the floor in the Canteen at Sai Yok Camp..
Dota time! There's this LAN shop in the canteen w/c we'll look over with envy at the previous time while on course. Bcos we were not allowed to go. BUt now, We are so free up after they end Ex early and we played Dota consecutive for 3 days! I spent almost 500B on them. *faint* Each hr is 30B. Early in the morning, tis is wat motivates us to wake up. Even before the shop opens at 7.30, we were already queuing outside.. Wahahas. Uncle muz be so happy.. $$$. LOngest record in the shop= 5+hrs.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Alvin was assigned to do this mission. Kenny helped him along. It was quite a complicated process. He got to coordinate mortar firing the ilum rounds to light the whole mountain up then call for fire on the objective itself. Xiong. BUt he did it. It was beautiful. It was the last mission. after this we end Ex then happily went back to camp. No more outfield! heheh

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Can this make it for the next issue of Pioneer Magazine Cover? heh heh... Wayang!

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Do not disturb. GUess who? BEnjamin! Wahahas... Cant do without a hammock during Thailand outfield manz. The thai liaisons were so pro in it they can tie a hammock anywhere, anytime to sleep! even under the Tonners used for transportation! Impressive!

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

This is how the toilet bowl look like in Khao Meng Camp.. Hvnt let u guys see the sipders and creepy crawlies on walls inside... Arghh...
Canteen Breaks were so often this time round we were *sick n tired* and scared cos we'll eat n eat n eat! then no $$! but the food's really cheap n nice! This "canteen" is in Khao Meng Camp. We were pulled out after 1 day of insertion. It was quite a surprise cos we tot we're going to be outfield 7 days str8 but end up 3 days out of 5 days, we were withdrawn to stay at Khao Meng.
Hi- tech Compass? HOw come Kenny can use it to call? Wahahasss
Arty fire... Notice the cows below while the shells blew on top on the mountain. COws like not scared lidat.. continue eating grass.. Were they DESENSITISED liao?
SCARY MOVIE 4?!! lolx.. I powered bath myself.. din get to bathe. It was one of those outfields where we din get to go back camp to bathe.
Thai liaisons. The one nearer to the front's super talkative n funny.. We liked them very much.. They're like our entertainment. Luckily for us.. We got Aeron who knows abit Thai.. Everytime we dun understand wat these guys are trying to say, our nest most natural reaction is to shout:"AERON!!!" yah.. then he'll come to interpret for us. Cool eh. I wana learn too!

Monday, July 18, 2005

We were so sorry for Sasikumar cos his supposedly sleeping bag turn out to be 2 miserable pieces of eh... jackets? Earlier he lost his hp when we went out for some parade. He end up sleeping in his hammock. Tk GOd for hammocks! Wahahas.. Poor Sasikumar!
It was raining the moment we reached our F.O position. A place where we're supposed to call for fire at.. THis i took on the tonner to shelter frm the rain. In front of us.. a ninja van. Those ppl really know how to earn $$ manz. He's trying to sell coconuts to us..
Yeah Coconuts! Yummy...

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Our bathing area in Sai Yok... Yah... No privacy... ANd pls Dun ask me why nobody is inside the pic! *Common Sense*
Tt's a damn big pack of Cigarette box!
We were so free while waiting for the rest of the ppl to finish their orientation ride tt we did some stupid stuffs... Ben did a B.
I did R.
Alvin did a C. So wat do we get? BRC... wahaahs... BO LIAO to the MAX! but we were enjoying!
Coke anyone? it's still bottled! so cool

Friday, July 15, 2005

Going Thailand

Yes.. Again.. 2nd time this yr. BUt i'm quite excited cos i heard there wasnt any like this before. Cos we got to go overseas for arty live firing. Only those in arty units get to see this but it's the 1st time they did a combined unit for this Ex. Rolling Thunder. HOpefully we'll be skilled enuff so tt we dun call for arty anywhere but the objective. They had a briefing yesterday and they revealled last time ppl didnt do the correct measurement then the shell end up a few hundred metres to a few kilometres away frm the objectives.. Haha.. villagers tot war coming manz..

Yup, another reason is, OC is sending ALL SPECS team up. Yahoo.. it's always FUN FUN FUN when spec do missions together.. cos we'll know how to take care of ourselves and be really focus in completing the mission. Tt leaves oni a handful of specs in camp already 3 i supposed? cos ALL the deputy commanders were sent for this. JOel, Honquan, Watso, YaoSheng in BRCC, Shannon, Herbert in 4 SIR, meaning oni Kenneth Ng, JIngsheng, Jonas, Kenneth Fang. Wahahass.. think they'll hv headache havin to wake up early most of the mornings to bring the troopers to cookhouse for meals...

Tot this time i can save $$ cos going overseas but end up oso get to save cos i oso need to exchange to baht currencies... to make sure i had enuff, exchanged quite alot. *seh*

Bye Singapore.. Back on 28th. will take many many pics tis time!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Wat happen??

Hmm... The title explains wat i wana write over here... WAT HAPPEN? 2 issues, 1)CAMP, 2)NKF CEO.

1) We were told n made to Believe tt there wasnt any turnout for our Turn OPs parade.. but we were betrayed... (maybe it's too strong) LAst parade:"wake up 5.30..." but in the end turnout for us at 3am. Serveral times we try to ask if there's any turnout "NO nono... there isit." Was the reply. IN the end... wat happen? wat's wrong with telling us the truth? All the parade and stuffs... wasnt it all a WAYANG show? I BELIEVE all the previous OFFICERS will try to hint us here n there cos.. we were all so close.. WE been thru so much n they know... I miss the previous batch of officers... Esp Cpt Lai... who's truthful to us abt everything. n LTA Goh.

Status board saw a major change... it used to be full of troppers name.. but now... Specs begin to made their way up the board too.. JOnas, JIngsheng, Kenneth Ng, Kennteh Fang, Me... WAt Happen? Sirs.... ask urself! no motivation to chiong for u.

TUrn OPs? yah... maybe... TUrn "Operate" as in going for operation. Me, JingSheng for our knees, Feet for jonas, Aeron trying to downgrade for his skin rash condition. MUahahaa.. BRC toh!

2) After so much reading abt NKF, the resignation of T.T Durai, i think i'll continue to support NKF monthly thru my Giro deductions.

Cos.. it's Him who made all the $$ coming in possible... Which in the end helped alot of the patients! Though they may lied n i oso feel that it's quite injustifiable to draw such a huge salary for a charity organisation where most of the money comes frm the public, It's Still him who made it possible... if he were really tt bad... all the employees wuld hv been delighted as well when he tendered, but even the founder spoke for him, asking him to stay... which means He really is someone they look up to.. as a role model. ANd i believe that he didnt climb to the top of the management juz lidat... but it's thru hardwork n stuffs...(though still not justifiable of his 12mths bonus thingy)

Why cant Singaporeans be more forgiving? Who is not deserved of a 2nd chance? Since now he knew his mistakes, y still force him to the wall? I read an article abt a member of the public actually went to the NKF HQ to refund him his $12. Waloa.. $12 nia oso wana "geh gao". cant believe it. I feel that Durai shld be given back his postion in the NKF to help it to grow and help more lives while drawing a lesser pay. If His intentions were really to help the patients, i bet he wuldnt mind!! cos he's serving his passion yet got paid while doing so...

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Check tis out! Funny!

Link
i got this frm terence's blog. we always hear indian racist jokes now.. we're being joked at. But i'm cool. Cos it's so like us. Wahahas...

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Torturous day? Back hurts!

Woke up at abt 9.45am thinkin i might be able to catch the 10.30 bus. Yea... i tot... COs when i woke up... THERE WAS breakfast.. BeeHoon soup. YA.. my father cooked de. so by the time i burch n change n "forced" to eat the breakfast, it was already 10.30. FORGET IT sure late for the church bus. BUt then again, i was touched cos i nvr had someone prepared breakfasr for me for dinosaur yrs! maybe next time i needa wake up even earlier.

Before i book in, Jillian suggest we go for massage.. i tot it was a great idea cos i tot i wanted to "shuang" abit b4 i go for "xiong" overseas training. Then we went.. Despite the on off STOMACHACHE.

We did Foot Reflexology. If u guys doubt the effectiveness of the skill whereby a certain part of the foot represents a certain part of the body, i can safely tell u... U CAN TRUST IT!! Cos there was this part of my left foot tt i felt tremondous pain when the guy massaged it. i asked wat tt part means.. he said:"your stomach n intestines" WHOa.... so accurate. after bearing the tremondous pain on the left foot.. i had to bear another 15 mins of the same part on the RIGHT side!~! i almost wanted to shout:"MAMA!!! SAVE ME!!"*faint* Then maybe cos he kept "stimulating" my stomach n intestines frm my foot, i feel like FARTING. but of cos i control la.. if not they tot another gas leak frm somewhere... whahahas...

After tt, it was 30mins of back massage. I tot i was in heaven when he massaged my neck area. Wow~~ *shuang* But the slowly he moved to my back. ARGHHHH.... it was painful sia! he used his elbow! to apply pressures but instead of *shuang* i feel *san*(scattered) arghh... MAybe i duno how to receive la.. Then oso i control frm shouting if not lidat not MAN... muz *ren!!* out in the shop somemore.. so malu if i shout. Throughout 25mins.. i was there counting down... face contorted at diff angles (the masager din see cos i was lying down on the special massage chair cant see face de) due to pain.

$28!! was wat i paid for.. somehing i tot can buy me "shuang"ness but brought me misery n painfulness instead. Waste $$. Dun think i ever wana go massge center again. BUt if i ever hv to go, i'll make sure tt day i wasnt feeling any discomfort anywhere in my body. If not, i'll feel TREMENDOUS pain again if the massager massaged the part w/c represents the area tt i'm having discomfort in. *sian* THink i can juz look for my BELOVED LOVER NO.6. a.k.a Dua Neh NEh, a.k.a Horny horny 3some. HE'S a very good massager... *shuang*

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Saturday

Hmm.. FINALLY met up with my ex no.8 lover--Lt Goh.. OPs.. PAi SHen now cos he ORDed liao. *sian* pang seh me. Wahahas... watched INITIAL D. Cool show. LOve it.

Then met up with my JC frens.. walk n tok n do some cathing up cos LeeChin came back frm Australia! Cool.

Then go celebrate ANNIE's bday...

STOMACHACHE... on off.. Arghh..... Wat happen? feeling sick even while playing for CG. But Tk GOd for HIs grace. Managed to "thong" thru.

By then too late to go Lt Rean's Bday celebration at Pasir Ris Chalet. Late liao..

Friday, July 08, 2005

MC day 5

Eh.. First half of the day.... NOTHING! YUp, nothing... cos... I WAS SLEEPING! *snores* playing abit of FFT on the gameboy.

Then met up Irene and gang for gathering. I think it's the biggest turnout for tt grp for tt time cos usually if i mean "irene n gang" means juz ME, IRENE, VANESSA. Then juz a few yrs back Faith was in the grp. Then a few mths back they all started to get attached. Then the grp size juz doubles... wahahas... Oni i nvr contribute. NVm... They eat "Zi Cha" while i juz eat my "hor fan" cos i cant chew on rice.. if not, those little rice will get stucked in the operated gum. Funny.. i tot irene hate to eat "zha cai fan"(mixed rice).. isit "zi cha" juz the same? Wahahas.. Faith see me very up... tot i had TONS of jokes to share... i shared a few then all of them started laughing.. Wahahas... I like to see n make ppl laugh! Anyway, those r juz some of my ironic stories which i tot r quite funny n made a joke out of it. Yup, i cant stopped laughing myself too cos i tot i was dumb n stupid when i tot of wat had happen to me.

Then went to this cafe.. called "oasis boardgames" ( i think...) not bad.. ALot of board games to play but we duno how to... so end up playing UNO instead.

Then rush to prayer meeting.. then STOMACHACHE!! arghh.. till i cant tahan.Been having STOMACHACHE for the past few days. Had to take cab home BUT I DUN HV A SINGLE CENT LEFT... Prayed for miracle. IT CAME! i went to the ATM n saw... MONEY (er.. not lying ard there la but there's money in my acc!) Cos Pay came even though it was juz the 9th of the month (pay usually came on the 10th) So went home to my mum's place. *faint* cab fare close to $20! TOt i can sleep early but she kept toking to me... Wahahas.. i'm always the listener to her complains.

Gum still swollen. Sian.. duno y this time rd the wound took so much time to recover...

Thursday, July 07, 2005

MC day 4

Removed my stitch today. Oozing blood. Arghh... Erxin to the max. ANd i tot i was so soon cos the previous time i oni removed it 1 week later! ANd my gums are still Swollen! Took cab to SGH cos i was late for the appointment in the morning... cab fare-- $15!! (somebody hang me pls...) *faint*

I think i hvnt get used to the place yet. Cos i usually get out of the house 1/2hr early for any "appointments" with frens. Then now... i think i'll hv to leave an hr early liao! It's so far frm town! NO direct bus oso. Sian. ON my way back.. almost wanted to alight at bishan but then Tk GOd nvr... and it was a SUPER long ride back to woodlands frm Orchard! Tks junkiat for his Gameboy... (my best fren).. keeping my company... Wahahas... ANd then... I WAS LOST. i duno how to go back.. sian... pacing up and down and around the mrt trying to figure which way did i came frm the previous time i walked to the MRT. I asked God for a sign... and indeed... i SAW SOMETHING.. BASAR MALAM!!! yah.. how can i forgot... i remembered i saw pasar malam when i walked to the mrt the previous time. so i followed the trail back. Hallelujah. kekeke..

I opened the door.. LO n BEHOLD... there was FOOD! i nvr had tis feeling long long long time already cos my mum dun cook since i was sec 1. Felt so touched and i finished the whole plate of fried rice even though i was SUPER full. Din know my dad could cook so well.

THERE'S SO MANY PPL I WANA MEET BUT I JUZ COULDNT FIND THE TIME!! arghh.... guys ar... y all ur timings so "zun" one? when i free nobody ask me out then when 1 start to ask then suddenly all ask... *faint* SOrry to those guys who hv to change the meeting timings bcos of me... SORRY.. really.. but i really love to meet u all...

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

MC day 3

I juz moved house! Wahaha.. Frm my mum's place to my dad's place. Err... My parents dun stay together lo. It was quite exciting la. Here AT woodlands, It's nearer to the woodlands MRT/Bus interchange. Then wat i most anticipate was i finally get to watch TV!! At the comfort of my own home! Wahahas... AFter 1yr+ without TV. I can play my playstation oso(though not playstation 2) Game Consoles are my best fren manz... Wahahas...

But my father's place very hot... not cooling like my mum's place. The place dark n dusty oso... (my mum's place oso dusty la.. but duno y her place the dust well camo cant see de) BUT.. Over here, Coffee shop is juz below, Near to Sembawang(near to CG), Near to church. Wahahs... Cool.

Dun ask me about address, i duno. Hvnt found out yet. Btw anybody knows what bus i can take to orchard?

MY GUM STILL SWOLLEN!! SIAN duno wat happen. Face already so lang gah liao... Swollen somemore... *faint* tml removing stitches.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Interview (Part 3)

Sng:"Hey... Talk about your 4th wisdom tooth extraction experience?"
Abel:"Don tcell u..."

Sng:"Say la..."
Abel:"Oei... Gum Swoo-llen la."

Sng:"Okay.. but u can still talk right?"
Abel:"Don won lahz.. Pain lei!"

Sng:"Hmm.. I cook you Potatoes?"
Abel:"Se-ri-ous ah? okay i tcell you... U knoow hoor... Walaos... Start today la.. moi mother lahz... shee knoow moi gum swoo-lleen then hor... Still won me to teasch her enguish... Then ask moi to pro-now the wordss. Then hor i cannot pro-now the words pro-per-ly ma... Then hor she kept ask-king moi la. Then i tcell her the muffled version then she oso say the muffled version then tot is the corlect pro-now then i stress u know... i kept saying no no no... then try to si-peak the corlect one but then hor i still cannot la then make moi tok non-stop for 3 hrs lei... then hor very painful lei then hor...
then hor...
then hor..
then hor...
(Sng doozes off...)
then.. Oei! U li-sen-ning anot?

Sng:"Ya... Power of potatoes... Zzzzz"
Abel:"Then hor... then hor..."

Interview not able to continue because Abel kept babbling unknown language and talking non-stop irrevelant to interview topic.

Abel:"Oei... i fi-niss liao. Wher moi potatoes? HUh? dun hv? Blaff me? U daiiii!"
*bish BUm Whamp*

MC day 2

Argh... my gums are even more swollen!! Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Monday, July 04, 2005

MC day 1

Wahaha... GUess wat... i went to remove my last wisdom tooth today. Got 5 Days MC! Yippee! BUt nothing to do sian.. Eat only lukewarm soft food. Argh.. like baby 's food. And yup, POTATOES again! I juz love Potatoes! Hehe!

This time the operation is much complicated cos the tooth is very inside the gum. The Doc got to drill n break my tooth into 4 parts!! (show pics next time) It's much much painful this time round but it didnt bleed as much as the previous one. Thse previous one, the doc took out the whole thing and is much faster...

Then wnet back to sleep. Actually Benjamin wanted to go KTV but i cant! i was muffling all my words how to sing? Bleeding somemore...

Exercise Dota was wat we planned to hv in the evening. YUps, abt 12 of us met up at Parklane to play. We all siao liao!! Keke... I still cant graps the game. Sian. Still as lousy but got abit improve. Nvm..

AFter tt they all rushing to book in. Wahahas... ME? i GO HOME!! away frm the stingy OC, short-circuit Encik. MUahaha...

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Eventful week!

I can say i like this week more than any other cos there's more nights out then everybody went out. MAybe because this is the last week we specs are together. Next week onwards, SOme are attached to BRCC then a few weeks later, all the DY commananders are going Thailand (ya.. 2nd time) then all like Scattered sand. Everywhere!

THen we played DOTA! Yup, everybody! Even those u tot will ever play such games even played! Ppl like Haoyang, Joel... Wahaha.. This time round i enjoy playing cos all of us are newbies. i finally got Mega-kill status! Muahaha...

I feel tt we tend to influence each other quite easily in camp. It's the trend was playing guitar.. i was playing then suddenly everybody wanted to play. AFter tt it died down then Cher hao influence ppl to play chess. Then sudddenly ppl start to play Chess. Then it died down then someone started reading books then suddenly ppl start reading books -- Esp books by Dan Brown. NOw... Dota!

BUt man... booking out juz to play LAN is ex! Juz 1 night we can spend as much as $20! ON paying for the LAN n transport and food. Xiong.. IF this goes on... Broke liao... Wahahas

Then Oso tis week IS the SAF DAY PARADE! which means no more standing under the hot hot sun get "abbibas" liao... HOrray! It's finally over! Toking about tis i remember there was 1 incident tt happen which i tot is lame and farnie..

HOngQuan n me had fainting spells and both of us didnt take part in the rest of the rehearsal. I was sleeping.. Then wheni woke up, i find tt my rifle was striped! i knew it was him cos there wasnt anybody left.

Me:"Oei! return me my lower assembly lei!" (cos i oni saw tt part missing)
Hong Quan:"ok la... nah..." (i put back my lower assembly)
Me (quite pissed):"Walao.. u lidat... next time dun wan to tok to you liao.."
Hong Quan (evil laughter):"U better tok to me cos i got ur magazine(a part of the rifle where u hold the rounds)!"
Me:"Arghhh... okok. return me.. i'll tok to u."
HOng Quan:"reach for my SBO.. It's inside"
(i got the magazine then put back in it's place)
Me:"Hmmph... u lidat... play me when i sleeping.. dun kiss u anymore.."
HOng Quan (even louder evil Laughter):"Wohoho... U hv to and u better kiss me now!!"
ME:"huh? u er xin!"
HOng Quan:"Cos i got ur muzzle!!"
ME:"arghh!! -_-''' ok.. stop it. i'm not going to kiss u... but pls return..."

HE laughed all the way to our bus... Saying i owe him a kiss... yah~~ Tks ar~~